Laughter might not be listed on the gift registry, but it’s one of the best things you can wrap into an anniversary present. This collection of free printable anniversary gift tags with funny messages is here to do just that – add a clever twist to your heartfelt gift.
Perfect for parents, friends, family members, or even a witty co-worker, each tag features a unique, humorous message designed to celebrate love with a wink. Inside this free PDF download, you’ll find five printable gift tags, ready to print and use, whether you’re dressing up a wine bottle, homemade treat, or a surprise package.
Every message can also be reused or repurposed – ideal for custom-made anniversary cards, DIY gifts, scrapbook pages, or even a clever social post. Add charm, humor, and a little creative flair to your anniversary gifting with these printable gems.
Message: Thanks for showing me marriage is all about compromise… and letting Mom win.
Message: Congrats on another year of love and mild bickering! Relationship goals: roast each other daily and still hold hands.
Message: Congrats on another year of legally binding affection! Still not tired of each other? Impressive. Or suspicious. Either way – cheers to true love!
Message: Proof that two imperfect people can annoy each other endlessly – and still call it love. Relationship goals, truly.
Message: Here’s to love, laughter, and strategically ignoring each other’s weird habits. Happy Anniversary to the pros who make marriage look like a sitcom… with better snacks.
Unique & Funny Gift Ideas to Pair with Your Anniversary Tags
These free printable anniversary gift tags don’t just bring laughs – they’re made to top off gifts that are just as witty and memorable. Whether you’re gifting your parents, friends, or co-workers, here are some hilarious (and slightly unexpected) gifts your tags can be proudly attached to:
1. Emergency Chocolate Stash Box
Perfect for surviving “married life emergencies.” Fill a small container or tin with favorite chocolates and slap on a tag like: “Because marriage runs better on sugar.”
2. Matching Funny Socks
Look for sets that say things like “If you can read this, bring me wine” or “I tolerate you”. Add a tag that says: “Keeping love cozy and sarcastic.”
3. Candle That Smells Like “Compromise”
Custom or novelty candles with silly scents like “50% vanilla, 50% sandalwood – just like your disagreements.”
4. Personalized Oven Mitts or Aprons
Think: “Grill Master & Nagging Assistant” or “Too Hot to Handle Since [Anniversary Year]”. Add a tag that reads: “Serving love and sass daily.”
5. Date Night Dice or Spinner
DIY or store-bought, let fate decide tonight’s activity. Tag it with: “Because your love life could use a little… direction.”
6. Personalized T-Shirts with Inside Jokes
Design matching or mix-and-match t-shirts with a funny quote like “Still Married: We Deserve a Medal” or “Together Since Before Streaming Was a Thing.”
Pair with a gift tag that says: “Warning: May cause uncontrollable matching couple energy.”
7. Coasters with Marriage Advice
Snarky quotes like “Apologize first – even if you’re not wrong.” Attach a tag: “For emotionally stable table settings.”
8. Personalized “Annoying Yet Adorable” Mug Set
Pair with a funny tag: “Still sipping love… and tea-flavored sarcasm.”
9. DIY Coupon Book for Silly Favors
Include coupons like “One free remote control surrender” or “Your turn to pick dinner – no complaints.” Add a tag that says: “Redeem for love and laughter – while supplies last.”
10. Bathroom Art or Toilet Spray
Add a funny framed print or a spray with labels like “Married and Gassy Since [Year]”. Tag idea: “Keeping love fresh… or trying to.”
11. Meaningful Flowers with Symbolic Power
Pair your funny or heartfelt anniversary gift tag with a bouquet that tells its own story. From roses that speak of timeless love to lilies that symbolize devotion, choosing flowers with deeper meaning can make your gift even more touching. Not sure which bloom fits the milestone? Check out our full Anniversary Flower Guide: What to Give and What It Means for thoughtful floral pairings for each year.
